I have had a plan
for my future since I was four years old. First I wanted to be a mom and a pure-bred
Persian cat breeder. Then I wanted to be a mom and a lawyer. After that I
wanted to be a mom and an archaeologist. Do you see the pattern here?
When
I reached high school I found out that in order to be a mom I would need to do
that thing that gets kids... so my new plan was to be a wife and mom. Looking at
examples around me (tv... my parents...) I decided that the most common way to
achieve my plan was to meet my high school sweetheart, get married just after
high school, and have babies. So in grade 11 I got a boyfriend. My plan was
working perfectly! And then a month after I graduated from high school, my
boyfriend broke up with me.
After
much ice cream and tears, I had to make a new plan. I thought “where else can a
good Christian girl find a husband?” And then it hit me: Bible College! Of
course! I shall go to Bible College (otherwise known as “Bridal College”), find
a guy who is studying to become a youth pastor because they are all awesome,
and get a “ring by spring”. I never really liked school, but I figured 8 months
of Bridal College, and I’ll be back on track! First year came and went...
nothing. I decided to keep going to school. It was bound work at some point; it
seemed to be working well for everyone else. After five years of going to
school, I graduated with a BA in youth work and a diploma in counselling... but
I left with no husband and no plan.
It’s
been three years since I’ve graduated college, and while I haven’t had a plan
or found a husband, I have received a lot of advice on how to get one. A LOT of
advice. While I know most people give advice out of love, every time someone
who was married at 19 years old tries to tell me how to attract a 30 year old
man, I kind of want to slap them a little. Instead of resorting to physical
violence, I have decided to take a different approach. I am going to take all
of that ‘advice’, and try it. Since everyone seems to know exactly how to find
a spouse, it must be because their strategies work, right?
So,
here’s my new plan. If you aren’t looking for a spouse, people say that you’ve
“given up”, and if you are actively searching people say you’re “on the hunt/prowl”.
Well, I haven’t given up, so instead I’m
going to hunt… I’m going to have a Husband Hunt! I am going to take all of the
advice I’ve been given over the years and use it. These will be my new hunting
strategies. Thanks to a strange work schedule that limits my time and available
hunting grounds, I’ve decided that the best place to start is to go back to
church.
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